Down with the regional pundits! We all know how much Rush Limbaugh, Gordon Liddy, Bill O'Reilly, and Ann Coulter suck, but few have considered how much more their local equivalents suck. The Bafflers have, however, and they launch a full frontal assault on the small-time gripers, professional cynics, and well-paid bitter men of Omaha, Indianapolis, Denver, St. Louis, and Kansas City.