Product description In The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet wall calendar Roz analyzes a newly discovered gene for heterosexuality in men-a gene which explains such phenomenon as indifference to Judy Garland, urge to join Shriners, complete inability to dance, and more. She provides excerpts from a new book Men are from Belgium, Women are from New Brunswick which outlines essential translations and commentary on a marital tiff related to meatloaf. And she describes nontraditional family units that may not yet have been identified by scholars or the mainstream media: 'Guy, Chair, Three-Way lamp;' 'Two Guys, Two Gals, Two Phones, a Fax, and a Blender' and 'The Troy Triplets and Their Personal Trainer.' Month after month you'll enjoy the one-of-a-kind world of Roz Chast.