momily, "RM" ([phonetic spelling]), n., pl. -lies.
1. a sermon made by a mother.
2. an admonitory or moralizing discourse from mother to child.
For instance...
You're not the only pebble on the beach.
If you swallow the pit, a cherry tree will grow in your stomach.
It'll never get well if you pick at it.
Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.
Always put on clean underwear in case you're in an accident.
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